Over the retiring calendar week , I ’ve been told over and over to watch this series of videos , but resisted until the weekend . I mean , how could it really be so awesome ? I do n’t care aboutStar Wars , why would I get hold this funny?70 minutes?How could I find sentence for this ? I can now only rue those long days that I deprive myself of the wonderousness of this bizarre , uproariously nerdy " review " ofStar Wars : The Phantom Menace . I debated posting it here because it does use some spicy language ( within ten seconds , the first f - bomb is dropped ) , but guys , come on . You need to watch this . You ’ll have intercourse within the first few minutes whether it ’s your kind of affair . And if it is , you ’ve got SEVENTY MINUTES OF IT .
countenance me break it down for you : thisdudemakes moving-picture show reviews and puts them up on YouTube . He ’s been doing it for a while ( Istronglyrecommend his 2008 review ofStar Trek : Generations , which add up roughly 14 years after the film was released ) . Through the reviews , you see his depth psychology of each movie ’s special failings , admit elaborate analyses of plot of ground holes and explanations of how to make film – in fount George Lucas is follow .
Meanwhile , you actualise that the reviewer is also playing a character , and he reveals bits of his character within each review . ( peach about various deceased family members , etc . ) At various pointedness the review return off the rail entirely , as in Part 2 ( below ) when the reviewer claptrap about his " medications " and then offers to mail pizza rolls to anyone who allow for a comment on " this web zone . " It ’s superb . amusing , often inappropriate , genuinely insightful – what more could you want from a vane video ?
Tip : if you are not immediately hooked , wait at least until he say " protagonist " for the 2d or third sentence . Trust me . If you get through all seven parts , possibly you could get yourself a pizza roll .
Part 1
" Really , how heavily could it be to have intercourse up ? It ’s like make love up mashed tater : you boil the water , rain cats and dogs the packet boat …. "
Part 2
" It ’s almost mind - boggling how complex the horridness is . "
Part 3
" Now this is where it gets complex , my pin-up . So I reckon this is what happened – I ’m not sure – but Palpatine want to make a crisis on Naboo so that the naive immature queen would suggest a vote of No Confidence for Chancellor Velorum . This would leave to Palpatine getting elected in his place , correct ? Like , I stand for , that’sthe plot?I think ? " Also , THE Gallic rotation .
Part 4
" Invasion … of boring ! "
Part 5
" If you ask me , Qui - Gon Jinn and Obi - Wan Kenobi should have been combined into one quality , called Obi - Wan Kenobi . "
Part 6
" Please , God , make it stop , make it end . " … " So we ’re back to the three guys we know nothing about fighting each other in a shot we have no interest in . … Hey , maybe this ’ll finally get good ! possibly I ’ll get emotionally involved ! "
Part 7
" The Ending Multiplication Effect . "
Did You Watch Them All?
If you want a pizza pie roll , make a commentary on this connection zone . I ca n’t forebode anything about the pizza pie rolls , I ’m just say make a comment and then go buy yourself a pizza roller .
