accord to the Mayan Calendar , we are all hurtling toward inescapable wipeout . On December 21 , the world will cease to be . What full way to help prevent the apocalypse than to join former NBA role player and current Old Spice Champion Dikembe Mutombo in his quest to add more fourth dimension to the calendar ?
Play, baby, play!
Three whole levels of 8 - second playfulness ( including fatty Dikembe , Random Turkey , and a bear wear a Cosby sweater ) are uncommitted now . The latest level has Dikembe creeping through a Hollywood Fat Cat ’s firm in an attempt to prevent another vampire motion-picture show from being made , all the while flinging Old Spice at dissatisfied emo teens who are trying to prevent Dikembe from obliterating their compulsion .
New levels will be free every Monday as we speed toward the end of times . wreak Dikembe Mutombo ’s 4½ Weeks to Save the World now . facilitate him fling ballots at annoying dancers and oppress creepy smile Blurgies with wagons . Do it . He involve you — the cosmos needs you – to be a champion .
Win things!
Because it ’s better to be good than sad , you ’d easily prepare for December 21 , 2012 . Tweet your game tips along with the hashtag # dikembetips by 6 PM ET on December 19 , and you ’ll be move into to win a Dikembe Disco Kit , include an official Cosby jumper ( so you’re able to coiffe like Science the Bear ! ) , a domicile planetarium ( so you’re able to delight actual Science ! ) , a discotheque lump ( do not destroy ! ) , kB - soda phone ( keep that shizz to yourself ! ) , a 4 - someone survival kit ( juuuuuust in case ) , and an Old Spice Champion green — er , trophy — pack ( for fresh smelling ! ) . The whole shebang is worth more than $ 1,000 .
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