recreational science is a wonderful thing , but it ’s got to be keep in check , people . build your own space balloon or cataloging the local wildlife ? corking ! demand a dump in your cellar and trying toturn it into gold by heating ituntil it catches fire ? Um .
A man in Northern Ireland was arrested after his turn - my - poop - into - Au alchemy project localize fervidness to his whole block . The operating speculation is that Paul Moran , who will serve three month in jail for this bit of idiocy , left his own “ fecal matter ” ( the Queen ’s English ! Paging Kat Hannaford ! ) on a bullet along with a bunch of other crude stuff , like fertilizer . Then , presumably , he went off to make more . And of course , it catch on fire and burn a caboodle of houses .
The judge preside over the case had an enjoyably deadpan soundbyte : “ It was an interesting experimentation to fulfil the alchemist ’s dream , but was n’t going to succeed , ” he severalise Mr. Moran , which is just about perfect , though it could probably do with a Tywin Lannister reference . [ Yahoo UK ]
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