Fake Steve Jobs on Android: “It’s Not a Phone, It’s an Alliance”

Fake Steve ’s drawn-out stream of gall laying waste to the Google Phone is n’t simply thoroughgoing vitriol , it ’s actually a mostly well - reasoned indictment of coalescence that trumpet the values of “ one vision , one man , one genius . ” It ’s worth reading in its entirety , but this is our favorite quote :

The only company that join syndicate are the ones who are too stunned or crappy to make a great product on their own . It ’s like , Hey , we ’ve aim forty spazzo companies that ca n’t do it their way out of a paper bag ; permit ’s put them all together and possibly they ’ll magically become some kind of with child bad powerhouse .

There are , of course , numerous cons to the remarkable “ hand of God ” approach , but the problems with consortia that FSJ lays out are real . It ’s hard for everyone to hold , and rarely do all Byzantine push for the “ greater commodity ” at their item-by-item expense . It might be dissimilar this time around , but with so much at stake , martyr for the Alliance probably wo n’t on the button be lining up . And oh yeah , there ’s no phone to wrap our hands around yet . [ FSJviaDaring Fireball ]

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