GoDaddy , proudsupporterof cyberspace censorship bill SOPA , has reply to those query its motives . Surprise ! They ’re bullshit , just like the rest of the company .
https://gizmodo.com/all-the-companies-supporting-sopa-the-awful-internet-c-5870241
you’re able to read the treatisein full here , but I ’ve pull the most delectably stupid bits out :
This workweek , the House of Representatives infix its long - awaited bill , H.R. 3261 ( the Stop Online Piracy Act ) , aimed at protecting the intellectual property of hard - working Americans , U.S. business and the American public from the scathe that necessarily flows from the purchase of counterfeit products .
What ? Is this about music buccaneering or fake Gucci traveling bag ? This bring in no sense .
So far , none of our voluntary action has smother legitimate capitalist economy online . And neither will robust intellectual prop enforcement .
“ Legitimate capitalist economy online ” = bending over for business interests . I ’m somewhat sure me place a 20 second YouTube clip of Seinfeld is n’t stifling capitalism .
At Go Daddy , we are gallant of our full practices and believe that they exemplify a model for the rest of the ecosystem
Which is why you ’re widely reviled around the web for dreadful customer support , right ?
In 2010 , we voluntarily took action and shut down more than 30,000 illegal online pharmacies . And , I spend a great mint of my workings ( and non - working ) time of day each solar day working to keep the Internet a good and safer place , especially for children .
on-line pharmacies ! Another red herring . Thank you for thinking of the children — whose precious judgment you clearly care about , which is why you make Superbowl commercials centered around strippers .
If we do n’t require the politics to be the gate - keeper , then we have to set expectations for ourselves .
Which is why you ’re supporting draconian federal legislation ?
As the public debate intensifies in the come weeks , I go for that all of us in the Internet ecosystem can ferment together to solve this problem . That is , after all , the American way . And it is the only way forward .
Ugh , just shut up . Your schmaltzy signaling off is perhaps the least cloying thing in this toilet paper memo , somehow .
Should we surprise ? GoDaddy ’s founder , Bob Parson , is a noted dickhole , utter out in favor ofwaterboardingand posting video recording of himself with elephantcorpseshe shot himself .
Would any otherSOPA supporterslike to prove explaining themselves in a less crackbrained manner ? We ’re eager to get word from you .
Thanks , DaveY !
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