Pride and Prejudice and Zombies give author Seth Grahame - Smith a $ 575,000 Holy Writ deal , and now it ’s metre for you to get in on the activeness . And what better book to zombify than the Bible ?
Capitalizing on the world ’s hungriness for thing that hunger for brains , website Stinque.com has created the StinqueZombie Bible , a new unresolved - source project that allows anyone to improve the King James Bible by add together the one matter that its many Divine did n’t : Zombies . You ca n’t fault their logicin excuse the project :
Sure , you’re able to argue that our omniscient Creator saw that one get – for what is the Resurrection but a Zombie story ? What is Revelation but the great Zombie movie ever made ? How can we even think of the End Times without Zombies ?
It ’s already up and running . Look at this selection from Exodus :
1:7 And Joseph pass because a Zombie got a hold of him and snap out his liver . Then he rose again to chase and eat on all his brethren , and all that multiplication , until somebody wised up and nail his brain with some stale unleavened bread in a copper mountain .
1:8 And the children of Israel were fruitful , and increased abundantly , and multiplied , and rise outgo mighty ; and the land was fill with them .
1:9 Now there arose up a new Billie Jean King over Egypt , which knew not Joseph . He was a Zombie King , which was just about the nerveless thing ever up to that spot . Seriously , how cool is that ?
Go over and serve them out . Unless you ’re worried about that profanation matter , of course .
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