And there come a mean solar day unlike any other , when Earth ’s mightiest submarine sandwich decide to have an orgy .
Okay , so that ’s not the existent tagline for The Avengers XXX : A Porn Parody , Vivid Entertainment ’s sexual practice - fill up spoof of the upcoming Marvel Studios blockbuster - – but hey , who are we to tell them how to market their superhero sexual activity pic ? We ’re just giving you the first , sole look at the PG - rated trailer , which is relatively safe to watch at body of work ( as long as you do n’t work for Marvel ) .
address by Axel Braun , the film producer who gave us Star Wars XXX , Spider - Man XXX , This Ai n’t The Ghostbusters XXX , and ( no joke ) This Ai n’t The Smurfs XXX , The Avengers XXX actually features a lineup for the team more in sync with the classic , strip version of The Avengers - – for the purists , of course .
Along with Avengers regulars Iron Man , Black Widow , Nick Fury , Hawkeye , and Thor , The Avengers XXX also features Spider - Woman , Ms. Marvel , Sharon Carter , The Scarlet Witch , and yes , even Spider - Man himself , all doing what comes naturally for superheroes looking to unwind . And in what just might be the most appropriate piece of casting in grownup - pic history , former pro - wrestler Chyna plays She - Hulk .
Still , we ’ve register a lot of comic over the years , and ca n’t remember ever seeing She - Hulk and Thor settle their difference so … energetically . ( Heck , now that we think of it , Thor might be the only male graphic symbol in the Marvel Universe thatShe - Hulk has n’t slept with yet . But we sidetrack … )
“ In this takeoff I wanted not only to showcase a more complete Avengers lineup than the one offered by the Hollywood movie , but also to do justice to some of their costume like the downhearted / purple Hawkeye outfit that was inexplicably ditch by Joss Whedon in favor of a irksome black one , ” say Braun of the moving-picture show . “ Oh , and Lexington Steele as Nick Fury is way more badass than Samuel L. Jackson . ”
The official precis for Avengers XXX pegs the photographic film as an adventure that pits the 11 said heroes against a rampaging Hulk , but let ’s be good : the real accomplishment here is finding out how many sexed - up superhero pairings this film off from the “ only in fanfic ” list .
Will Vivid go for broke and make She - Hulk and Hulk kissing full cousin ? ( And could it be any ickier than what the hillbilly Hulk familygot up toin Mark Millar ’s Old Man Logan laughable ? )
These are the questions we look to you to serve , Avengers porn parody . Assemble !
you may get your first face at the drone for The Avengers XXX : A Porn takeoff here , with the full film debut May 1 onVivid.comand hitting shelf May 8 .
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