FX’sWhat We Do in the Shadowsjust wrap up up its splendid second time of year , which sawthe lamia roomiestangle with ghosts , trolls , witches , zombie , and vengeful fellow hirudinean . But the show ’s most large human character , conversant Guillermo ( Harvey Guillén ) , had well the grandest arc of all .

We ’re move to talk about the whole time of year including the close , so if you have n’t watch yet — hiss!—stop what you ’re doing and catch up before reading any further . Do n’t forget , there’sanother season on the room !

As we hear in the season one finale , Guillermo is descended from Van Helsing , the most famous lamia killer in history ; it ’s a dicey situation given that he ’s the long - agony intimate to demanding , unappreciative ancient lamia Nandor ( Kayvan Novak ) . For over a X , Guillermo ’s been clinging to the hope that Nandor will at long last transform him into a vampire , and his frontal of patience and obedience is finally get to break .

Guillermo (Harvey Guillén) realizes the mosquito collectors are up to something supernatural.

Guillermo (Harvey Guillén) realizes the mosquito collectors are up to something supernatural.Image: All images Russ Martin/FX

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All of season two understand Guillermo trying to balance his deadly instincts , which he ’s restrain hidden from everyone in the house , with what ’s really starting to feel like his impossible goal of immortality . Also , there ’s the undeniable fact that the vampires he lives with — Nandor , Nadja ( Natasia Demetriou ) , Laszlo ( Matt Berry ) , and to a less extent , Colin Robinson(Mark Proksch)—treat him the same way they do most human - neighboring things : with dismissive contempt . The wryly hilarious contrast between Guillermo ’s heedful study ethic and the vampire ’ obliviousness get through new peak this time of year , especially when Guillermo nonchalantly reveals ( to us , via the show ’s ever - open-eyed documentary cameraperson ) he ’s been secretly staking every undead assassin who ’s do after the roommate in the backwash of last time of year ’s disastrousrun - in with the Vampiric Council .

There ’s never any applause for Guillermo ( Guillén is the professional of slip his eyes over to the photographic camera for a little tired of commiseration with the audience ) , which makes it so much more insulting when Topher ( Haley Joel Osment ) , Nadja and Laszlo ’s new familiar , is hailed as a priceless treasure . We can see , of course , that Topher is an irritating sheik - bro , tender of taking citation for Guillermo ’s chores , demanding gamey - fivesome , and make on his side stir ( a hard cider offset - up ) while he ’s supposed to be tending to intimate tariff . But his expectant evildoing , at least to Guillermo , is that he does n’t really care if he ever becomes a vampire .

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Haley Joel Osment (as the odious Topher) was just one of several outstanding guest stars this season.

When Topher accidentally conk in a koi - pond accident and is resurrected at Nadia and Laszlo ’s pressure , only Guillermo notices he ’s become a full - on zombie — and is forced to defend for his life until Nandor finally ill-use in . Nandor ’s “ whatever ” act of kindness gives Guillermo a Muriel Sarah Spark of overbold vigour . mayhap his original does care about him after all ? And does n’t deal mean … he ’ll in conclusion get to be a vampire himself one Clarence Day ?

Though we never get an outright explanation for why Nandor observe frame off Guillermo ’s vampire reward , the reason is moderately obvious : he likes ingest Guillermo at his beck and call as his personal assistant — why would he willingly give that up ? And even if he ’d never admit it , deep down he does in reality care about Guillermo a flyspeck bit , even if he ’s never bothered to learn his last name . When one of Nandor ’s get on former familiars turn up at the Staten Island house , hoping Nandor will finally make good on you - know - which decades - old hope , Guillermo flounces out , briefly attaching himself to Celeste ( Greta Lee ) , a former conversant who lay claim to be building her own vampire colony fuel by Shake Shack , orgy , and ensure vampire - dom for all who attend to her .

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Haley Joel Osment (as the odious Topher) was just one of several outstanding guest stars this season.

Haley Joel Osment (as the odious Topher) was just one of several outstanding guest stars this season.

Unfortunately , her fangs are fake , and thing do n’t go well when her master discovers her ruse . However , Guillermo is still able-bodied to use the lure of Celeste as a bargaining chip when a clueless Nandor require him to recall , stop up one twenty-four hours off a week , regular breaks , and better collation . Also , “ I want to feel more comprehended and well-thought-of , ” he tell .

Easier said than done , of course . When even Guillermo ’s Shark Tank - inspire pitch to the local witch coven — who require a regular supplying of vampire come to wield their dish routines , and were previously using some pretty unspeakable origin method to get it — doesn’t kick upstairs him in the eye of his housemate , he make up one’s mind he ’s had enough . “ peradventure it ’s time to arise up , get a real job with real people , ” he chew over . In opening moments of the time of year two stopping point , he peaces out , lead a eminence for Nandor that just says “ Sorry , ” and we soon see just how much piece of work Guillermo was doing for the vampires . Specifically , how much washing he was do by — and how many molder corpses of blood - drained dupe he was tidy up on the habitue !

But What We Do in the Shadows never lets you forget is that Guillermo ’s outbound crusade for salutary workings circumstance ( perhaps fellow need to form a mating ! ) run alongside his clandestine explorations of his natural - born talent as a Van Helsing descendent . Early in the time of year , while the vampires are all look their neighbour ’s Super Bowl party , Guillermo pass away in search of virgin for them to consume , only to gate-crash a “ mosquito hunters ” get together that ’s really a vampire Orion meeting in disguise .

A blood-covered Guillermo shares a moment with Nandor (Kayvan Novak), Laszlo (Matt Berry), and Nadja (Natasia Demetriou).

A blood-covered Guillermo shares a moment with Nandor (Kayvan Novak), Laszlo (Matt Berry), and Nadja (Natasia Demetriou).

Nervously , he assures the photographic camera that he ’s only infiltrating the chemical group for purposes of sabotage , something that becomes very urgent when a later episode watch them setting out to attack a wary old house in a nearby neighborhood . To Guillermo ’s tremendous embossment , it turns out Nandor and company are n’t the only lamia who ’ve made Staten Island their home . Who knew ? The roomie are none the wiser about Guillermo ’s abilities , though Nandor does have one flyspeck , fleeting suspicious import when he catch Guillermo standing over a debris pile that resemble Carol , a vampire houseguest who ’d figured out Guillermo ’s unfeigned nature but was n’t able to out - oppose him .

Both of Guillermo ’s plot strands come together in the incredible season finale , in which the roommates , who loudly insist they ’re doing just fine without a conversant catering to their every need , out of the blue receive a coveted invitation to the Nouveau Théatre des Vampires . In their giddy excitement , they do n’t notice the unstinting performance is a circle - up by their enemy , the Vampiric Council — something Guillermo at once picks up on when he stops back by the house and catches sight of the invitation , which is distinctly watermarked .

As Nandor , Nadja , Laszlo , and Colin Robinson soon realize , the public presentation — host by Vlad ( conscientious objector - Almighty Jemaine Clement ’s part , a holdover fromthe What We Do in the Shadows moviewho also popped up last season)—is actually a shop reenactment accusing the roomy of slaughter countless vampires over the retiring class , with their own execution set to be the main event . We know , of course , that Guillermo is actually responsible for for all those killing , and we also screw , because he ’s Guillermo , that he ’s going to give away himself and save up the twenty-four hour period despite everything , admit but not limited to Nandor dragging his name through the mud in a desperate attempt to make unnecessary his cervix .

Nandor negotiates with Guillermo, who is once again splattered in gore.

Nandor negotiates with Guillermo, who is once again splattered in gore.

The last two minutes of the finis are the frenzy of crosse , holy water system , wooden stakes , and stark havoc we ’ve been waiting for all season , as Guillermo has his ownLost boy - style melee with an full theater full of bloodsuckers . The roomie gaze in disbelief — the big secret that ’s been looming over the whole time of year is definitely out — but the solemn moment is violate , as is What We Do in the Shadows custom , by something totally timeworn . “ We had to piece up our own laundry ! ” Nandor whines , and it ’s Guillermo ’s turn to stare in unbelief .

What will become of these exceptionally nonadaptive frenemies , after all they ’ve just been through ? Will Guillermo get the regard he deserves , or maybe even the eternal spirit he ’s been dog all this time ? Or will he have to go on the run , peradventure with Laszlo ’s toothpick disguise in towage ? The new season ca n’t get here soon enough .

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Guillermo has a rare moment to himself.

Guillermo has a rare moment to himself.

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