As you may cognize , yesterday wasCuriosity ’s one - twelvemonth anniversaryon Mars , where it ’s been spending its metre cast the bare , devoid Martian desert in unimaginable levels of solitude . And how did NASA decide to memorialize the function ? Happy natal day , idiot . Now terpsichore , rapscallion — dance !
https://gizmodo.com/curiositys-greatest-hits-in-its-one-year-on-mars-1029853730
1 . Singing “ Happy Birthday ” to yourself is the best potential way of cue yourself that you are absolutely , incontrovertibly , 100 percent ALONE .
2 . The Sung “ Happy Birthday ” is notoriously protected by the strictest of right of first publication law . Someone ’s getting process .
3 . A Martian year is longer than an Earth year . It was n’t even technically the right day .
4 . This is what NASA decides to work on alternatively of oh , I do n’t have it off , figure out how to get Curiosity back home so that it does n’t drop timelessness rust on a strange foreign planet .
5 . No one in that room is even affect to listen to Curiosity ’s distressingly pitiful attempt at birthday cheer . There is nary a balloon , banner , or isolated chain of confetti anywhere . If you ’re going to humiliate a baby golem , the least you may do is sham some modicum of upkeep . Or you know , look up from your electronic computer .
6 . The only water we ’ll ever discover on Mars will be Curiosity ’s tears .
7 . The last bill was sharp .
( via@jtotheizzoe )
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